A long weekend looms here in Canada. Monday is Victoria Day, the official start of the summer season. Thankfully, the snow is all gone! ;-)
Here are a couple of good ones from Overheard in New York:
"Man Of Steel, Heels Of Helium"?
Conductor, over intercom: Conductor in the fifth car -are you top or bottom?
[well-built conductor walks through car to intercom to respond]
Gay commuter, upon seeing him: Oooh, I hope he's a bottom.
Overheard by: MrStench
via Overheard in New York, May 16, 2008
As the Warning Label Explains
Bartender to DJ: This is the kind of music gay guys listen to when they get drunk and accidentally fuck their girlfriends.
DJ, over music: What?
Bartender: This is the kind of music gay guys listen to when they get drunk and accidentally fuck their girlfriends!
Overheard by: waiting for my drink
via Overheard in New York, May 15, 2008