Wednesday, January 07, 2009

Have you heard, overheard?

Haven't done one of these in a while... and I thought all of these were kind of cute. We're really looking forward to our trip to The City at the end of March..

Wednesday One-Liners Don't Know How to Quit You

Tough guy on cell: Yeah, I was at the gay bah. It was two for ones. Whaddayou gonna do? Two for ones!

--Houston & Avenue A

Homeless man in subway station: Gay sex was invented to avoid child support.

--53rd St Subway Station

Overheard by: Billy

Woman on cell: Let me tell you something about this new generation of guys in New York: All gay.

--W 31st & Broadway

Overheard by: A passing gay man

Woman to husband: Not just a gay, but a heroin sheep gay.

--Broadway & 8th

Overheard by: TR

Cop to drunk: Who cares if you're gay? That doesn't give you the right to climb the fire escape.

--W 20th

via Overheard in New York, Jan 7, 2009

A heroin sheep gay?

Oh, and file this under "it had to happen." We are now very good friends with grandparents! Can you believe it?? I have to admit I am kind of struggling with this one! Just kidding. The daughter of our great friends Shaun and Mary gave birth yesterday to a healthy and happy baby boy! Congrats to all! And note, Shaun and Mary got married and started their own family when they were very young, that's why they are still very young, even though we now get to call them grammy and grampy!


Jim said...

Grammy and Grampy? That's cute. What do they get to call you? :)

And we love those one-liners. Thanks for your comment, by the way. We're glad to hear that more people share our sentimets.

Jeff said...

Well, I hadn't thought about that, Jim, but as long as they don't call us to change diapers, it'll all be good :)

Maurice said...

I'm still struggling with the thought that one of my own brothers is four times a grandfather...

Mark in DE said...

Heroine sheep gay = heroine chic gay.

Remember when the modeling industry went under fire for all the tragically thin models? It was rumored they were so thin because they didn't eat at all, but were constantly strung out on heroine, and the phrase "heroine chic" was coined.